Of course, we still expect our men to be mind readers, predicting and anticipating our relentless female mood swings, cravings, passions and emotions. How unsavory of us.
In my “Girlfriend’s Guide” I will showcase what male behaviors don’t work (in general) for us, their X-chromosome paramours. Then I’ll offer ideas for comparable “acceptable” actions. Hope you don’t take it too seriously. ;0)
What doesn’t work: Blowing up the world’s oxygen with on-purpose bodily functions.
What works: Letting one rip and laughing with us about it — once. in. a. while.
Doesn’t work: Asking us if we’re paying halfway through a dinner you’ve ordered three courses for.
Works: Let us pay now and then, but make sure we’re the ones offering our greenbacks.
Doesn’t work: Allowing us to chauffeur you around like a mom in a minivan.
Works: Ask us to drive at night sometimes because you’re tired and want to view the evening silhouettes.